Simply Garcinia / Simply Green Coffee Trial Day 22

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Even though the bottles were returned, I kept the pills and continued to use them in the hopes that maybe they took a bit to kick in. There has been no significant difference in my weight or even in how I feel. Over the last 10 days my weight has fluctuated slightly, but nothing more than normal.

In my opinion this is a huge scam, that does not work.

Do NOT try Simply Green Coffee or Simply Garcinia unless you want to toss your money away

Simply Garcinia / Simply Green Coffee Trial Day 10

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100_5085Well today I called the numbers on the papers. It seems that both numbers go to the same voice mail system and at first it seems pretty straightforward to return the pills. It starts out by telling you that both the Simply Garcinia and the Simply Green Coffee Bean need to be cancelled separately. That seems pretty simple to me, especially since they gave you two different numbers to call.

One of the first options is to cancel your subscription and keep the remaining pills, I am sure that most people instantly jump at this and press #1 without listening to the rest of the message that comes after the brief pause.  If you wait the half second they continue the message by telling you that the subscription will be cancelled, but you will be billed the discounted price of $74.71 for the Simply Green Coffee Beans and $ 61.55 for the Simply Garcinia.

You wait another minute and you are finally given the option to return the pills and cancel your subscription with no further billing. After you select this option you are given an address to return them to, they repeat this quite clearly so it is easy to get the address, but after that there is a long pause and a mechanical voice comes on and quickly spews your RMA # at you. If you have a bad connection, are slow, or hard of hearing then you will never manage to capture the number that is not repeated.

The good news however is that they do send you an email with the information. I plan to return the empty bottle tomorrow (but continue trying the rest of the pills). Lets see how long it takes to get my money.

Simply Garcinia / Simply Green Coffee Trial Day 9

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My stats this morning:
Weight: 174.2 lbs
Waist: 36 inches
Hips: 42 inches
Left Thigh: 23 inches

I take the pills like they say and I have not changed anything that I do. Looks like the previous weight loss wasn’t caused by the pills.

Conclusion: No Loss

Simply Garcinia / Simply Green Coffee Trial Day 8

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My stats this morning:
Weight: 173.2 lbs
Waist: 35.5 inches
Hips: 42 inches
Left Thigh: 23 inches

Well so much for the weight loss yesterday. I actually didn’t eat that much yesterday and was fairly active.  There doesn’t seem to be any proof that these pills work.

I will try to call tomorrow and get my return authorization, let all  of you know how difficult that process it.

Conclusion: Lost 1.8 lbs

Simply Garcinia / Simply Green Coffee Trial Day 7

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My stats this morning:
Weight: 171.0 lbs
Waist: 35.5 inches
Hips: 42 inches
Left Thigh: 23 inches

It appears that my weight and my waist have gone down, the problem is that I still don’t trust myself to be too far from a bathroom. Definitely don’t take this stuff when you are planning a long trip or vacation. Still not enough to convince me this works, but maybe it is moving in that direction and 3.8 lbs in less than a week I guess isn’t really that bad.

Conclusion: 3.8 lbs lost

 

Simply Garcinia / Simply Green Coffee Trial Day 6

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My stats this morning:
Weight: 172.2 lbs
Waist: 36 inches
Hips: 42 inches
Left Thigh: 23 inches

Looks like I lost the 0.2 pounds again, other than that…nothing. I am not impressed with this stuff at all, it does not seem to work at all.

Conclusion: Lost 2.6 lbs

Simply Garcinia / Simply Green Coffee Trial Day 5

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My stats this morning:
Weight: 172.4 lbs
Waist: 36 inches
Hips: 42 inches
Left Thigh: 23 inches

Looks like a very slight weight gain yesterday, which could be a million reasons.

Last night I was hungry, very hungry, but I did curb my eating to within my normal levels so that shouldn’t have affected any of the results.

Late yesterday I started having some effects from the pills. I find myself going to the bathroom a lot, not quite diarrhea, but it’s close enough that I don’t want to stray too far from a bathroom. Other than that minor thing, no results.

I am thinking that all the praise for these pills are nothing. Perhaps the people who are singing the praises of Simply Garcinia and Simply Green Coffee did get results, but I highly doubt it was as a direct result of taking these pills. I think that the act of taking these pills made them more conscious of their attempt to lose weight and maybe as a result they skipped a donut, or walked the stairs instead of taking the elevator.

Whether they are losing weight as a direct result of the pills or as a subconscious result of the pills, either way is a good thing. I am just sure they aren’t working for me. I will however continue the trial.

Conclusion: Lost 2.4 lbs

Simply Garcinia / Simply Green Coffee Trial Day 4

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My stats this morning:
Weight: 172.2 lbs
Waist: 36 inches
Hips: 42 inches
Left Thigh: 23 inches

Well it looks like overall I have now lost a total of 2.6 lbs. Not a lot and in my experience it is still pretty explainable, but it may be a start to something more. This is only day 4 and I don’t need to lose a lot of weight, so dramatic weight loss is less likely with me.

I have not changed my eating habits or my exercise habits at all, so the 2.6 lbs could be a legitimate result of the Simply Garcinia and Simply Green Coffee Beans. I am still not convinced, but there is a difference. We will see if this continues.

Conclusion: Lost 2.6 lbs – inconclusive results

Simply Garcinia / Simply Green Coffee Trial Day 3

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Still no difference:

Weight: 174.4 lbs
Waist: 36 inches
Hips: 42 inches
Left Thigh: 23 inches

Most of these miracle diet pills tell you take their pills and you will lose weight as long as you eat reasonably and exercise for a certain period of time. You do that and you will lose weight, whether you are taking pills or not. The pills might help, but in reality if you eat reasonably and exercise regularly you should lose weight. Face it, most of us don’t.

We don’t even just eat when we are hungry. We snack, we eat what sounds good. We much on salty, sweet, crunchy, chewy…whatever strikes our fancy, whether we need it or not.

These pills mention nothing about diet and exercise. In fact most of the rave reviews out there are saying how they had miraculous results in a matter of days while doing nothing different. At this point I am not buying it. I have not changed any of my habits and continue like normal.

Conclusion: NO results so far

Simply Garcinia / Simply Green Coffee Trial Day 2

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As of this morning my stats are:

Weight: 174.4 lbs
Waist: 36 inches
Hips: 42 inches
Left Thigh: 23 inches

The weight loss of 0.4 lbs overnight is very understandable, that could be nothing more than water loss. It is minimal and hardly accountable.

I have taken the pills per instructed but noticed nothing. No excess energy – as many have supposedly seen, no jitters – like many of the other weight loss pills give. I haven’t noticed any physical discomfort, gas pains or even excess thirst.

I have had a lot of water today, but I was at a car show in an open field with high humidity and 96 degrees Farenheit. The amount of liquid I consumed was nothing excessive for the summer.

Conclusion: Nothing to really report so far.

 

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